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Hello. My name is Malik. I am 18 years old. I am currently a freshman at St. Mary's College of Maryland. I am happily taken. My favorite bands are Panic! At The Disco and Paramore. I am a Xbox 360 gamer. If you like my blog, don't be afraid to follow. I am very friendly. Wanna know more? Ask me a question :)Visit my Thoughts of MhikeFollow me on Instagram @_muhmuh_

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

image

keogdh:

no recovery

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with